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What British bugs are the best singers?

Beetles.

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Entertainment

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

He was a little Thor.

Food & Drinks

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Computer chips.

Animals

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

An antique.

Professional

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

In the dog house.

Sports

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

They prefer cricket matches.

Professional

Did you take the patient's temperature?

No. Is it missing?

Animals

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the referee calling fowls.

a lone pair of horns against a white backgroundFamily

Which family member has tusks?

An eleph-aunt.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

A groundhog.

Animals

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?

Sports

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

The seventh-inning stretch.

Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

a humpback whale breaches the surface and jumps out of the waterPuns

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Beach-ed volleyball.

a close-up of a man wearing glasses smiling at the cameraEntertainment

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

He didn't have jed-eyes.

Animals

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

a spotted pig swims in tropical clear blue waterAnimals

What do pigs do over the summer?

They go on a ham-ily vacation.