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What branch of the military accepts newborns?

The infantry.

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Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

Animals

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Hiss-tory.

Holiday

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom rings.

Outdoors

Why was the bud so shy?

It just hadn't blossomed yet.

People

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She'll Let It Go.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

A golden receiver.

Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

Professional

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

They're put on house arrest.

Family

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

The infantry.

two Basset hounds wearing sunglasses and ties sit together in front of a yellow backgroundAnimals

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

A hip-po.

frogs happy?Animals

Why are frogs always so happy?

They eat whatever BUGS them.

Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

Animals

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

Professional

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

It was all booked up.

Puns

Which state is the cleanest?

Washing-ton.

People

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.