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What birds always travel in twos?

Pair-rots.

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Puns

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

It becomes apparent.

Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts.

Holiday

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

I scream.

Sports

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Food & Drinks

How do eggs end a TV show?

That's all, yolks!

Animals

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every night.

a close-up of a smiling snowman wearing a hat, red scarf, and buttonsOutdoors

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle.

Puns

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee.

Puns

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Current Events

What day never takes itself seriously?

April Fool's Day.

greatest daughter?Family

What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."

Animals

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer.

Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

Animals

What animal has 20/20 vision?

A see-lion.

a man wearing a chef's hat and an apron makes a silly expression at the cameraFood & Drinks

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

I'm on a casse-roll!

Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!