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What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

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two Mallard ducks are flying side-by-sidePuns

What birds always travel in twos?

Pair-rots.

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Professional

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

In the dog house.

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Puns

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.

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Professional

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Jaws.

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Animals

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots.

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What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

You will be mist.

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Family

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Deer.

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Animals

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.

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Animals

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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Animals

Why are frogs always happy?

They eat what bugs them.

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Sports

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Just for kicks.

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Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

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What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Thunderwear.

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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

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Holiday

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.

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Animals

What do you call a happy Lassie?

A jolly collie.

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