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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.

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astronaut spaced?Travel

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

Animals

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

A chameleon.

Animals

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

Puns

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

The pupil.

Puns

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

two bunnies snuggle each other next to a miniature music boxAnimals

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

The lindy hop.

Animals

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Doc Ock.

Animals

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

For light refreshment.

a pitcher winds up to throw the baseballSports

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Vitamin K!

Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

Outdoors

What boat is great at getting a deal?

A saleboat.

Puns

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.

Professional

The museum curator needed a break.

So she took her van to gogh out of here!

Education

Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

People

What do you call a handsome runner?

Dashing.