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What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.
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Travel
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Turns out he just needs some space!
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Animals
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
A chameleon.
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Animals
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
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Puns
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
The pupil.
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Puns
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
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Animals
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
The lindy hop.
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Animals
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Doc Ock.
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Animals
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
For light refreshment.
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Sports
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Vitamin K!
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Entertainment
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Stranger things have happened.
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Outdoors
What boat is great at getting a deal?
A saleboat.
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Puns
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
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Professional
The museum curator needed a break.
So she took her van to gogh out of here!
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Education
Which subject has two parts?
Bi-ology.
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Holiday
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Spring cleaning!
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People
What do you call a handsome runner?
Dashing.
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