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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.

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astronaut spaced?Travel

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

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Animals

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

A chameleon.

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Animals

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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Puns

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

The pupil.

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Puns

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

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two bunnies snuggle each other next to a miniature music boxAnimals

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

The lindy hop.

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Animals

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Doc Ock.

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Animals

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

For light refreshment.

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a pitcher winds up to throw the baseballSports

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Vitamin K!

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Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

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Outdoors

What boat is great at getting a deal?

A saleboat.

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Puns

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.

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Professional

The museum curator needed a break.

So she took her van to gogh out of here!

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Education

Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

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Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

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People

What do you call a handsome runner?

Dashing.

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