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What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

A bobcat.

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a woman is signing an autograph while photographers are taking her picturePeople

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Tom Thanks.

Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

People

What do they call pastors in Germany?

German Shepherds.

Melon married?Food & Drinks

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Professional

When do astronauts eat?

At launch time.

pecan nuts?Food & Drinks

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we are both nuts!

Puns

What do you call a pig thief?

A hamburglar.

Holiday

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

Animals

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.

Outdoors

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Eh, never mind. It really stinks.

Outdoors

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.

a close-up, profile shot of a referee blowing his whistle in front of a red backgroundSports

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Bad-minton.

Outdoors

Which tree can't stop crying?

A weeping willow.

Animals

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Swamp Lake.

Animals

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.