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What animal scores the most in basketball?

A dunk-ey.

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a slice of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese on a wooden cutting board surrounded by basil and tomatoesPeople

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Ray Romano.

Education

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

An alpha-bat.

Holiday

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

A beer and a mop.

Food & Drinks

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

He picked 7 up instead.

People

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

I bought two.

Animals

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

I don't know, but catscan.

Animals

What do you call octopus twins?

Itenticle.

computer smart?Education

Why is a computer so smart?

Because it listens to its motherboard.

Animals

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.

Outdoors

Which tree can't stop crying?

A weeping willow.

a nervous-looking man wears a red cape and holds his goggles on top of his headEntertainment

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Ant-man.

Puns

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

A Mississippi.

Spiderman?Entertainment

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Webbings.

Sports

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs.

Puns

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

They have great souls.

Animals

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

A cloud.