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What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

A duck.

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People

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

The Rock.

Education

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

There were thousands of degrees packed in there.

Sports

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

He was the point guard.

Education

Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

Puns

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

Professional

What do cats wear to work?

Kitten heels.

Entertainment

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Angry birds.

Puns

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

They're going stag.

a close-up of a Burrowing owl with its head turned sideways at the cameraAnimals

What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.

Animals

What's a bee's favorite novel?

The Great Gats-bee.

Animals

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dog's tale.

Puns

Why do vampires always look sick?

They keep coffin.

Sports

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Animals

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

People

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

He couldn't face defeet!

Travel

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Pear-is.