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What animal dresses the most fashionably?

A hip-po.

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Holiday

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

Puns

Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.

Science

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

No sun.

Outdoors

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they are shellfish.

Animals

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

A deviled egg.

Sports

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Puns

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Hebrews it.

Puns

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Take me to your weeder.

People

What do you call an animal pop star?

Justin Beaver.

People

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Emma Watt-son.

a woman is signing an autograph while photographers are taking her picturePeople

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Tom Thanks.

Holiday

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Animals

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

He kicked the bucket.

no body?Puns

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows!

Holiday

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws.

Puns

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

It was outstanding in its field.