What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

A whee-bra!

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The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

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What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Hissssss-tory.

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What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

A li-mouse-ine.

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What part of a football field is never the same?

The changing rooms.

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What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.

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How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

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What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Mummy's Day.

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What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

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It was good at canvassing.

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Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Because he didn't have mushroom there.

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Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Because people always speak of the devil.

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How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Because they're both full of stuffing.

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Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Because the Earth finally warms up to him.

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Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

A whee-bra!

Looking for a specific joke?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Hissssss-tory.

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

A li-mouse-ine.

What part of a football field is never the same?

The changing rooms.

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Mummy's Day.

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

It was good at canvassing.

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Because he didn't have mushroom there.

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Because people always speak of the devil.

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Because they're both full of stuffing.

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Because the Earth finally warms up to him.

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.