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What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

A whee-bra!

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Science

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

Education

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Hissssss-tory.

Mickey and Minnie are dressed up and riding in the back of the carPuns

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

A li-mouse-ine.

Sports

What part of a football field is never the same?

The changing rooms.

Puns

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Halo there.

Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

Food & Drinks

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

Holiday

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Mummy's Day.

Holiday

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

a painting of autumn trees hangs on a gray wallPolitical

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

It was good at canvassing.

Puns

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Because he didn't have mushroom there.

a group of people wearing sunglasses are celebrating at a party with confetti Puns

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Because people always speak of the devil.

Holiday

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Because they're both full of stuffing.

a view of the earth from the moon's surfaceCurrent Events

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Because the Earth finally warms up to him.

Puns

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

Animals

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.