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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse.

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People

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

Food & Drinks

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

It didn't habanero.

Holiday

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

He's a real pain in the neck.

Animals

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldoser.

Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

Political

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

The Burrito Supreme Court.

Vehicles

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

They'll only drive a sports car.

Vehicles

What kind of car does a chicken have?

A coop.

Holiday

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".

Puns

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

People

What do they call pastors in Germany?

German Shepherds.

Outdoors

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

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Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.

Puns

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

The iWitness.