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What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

A badger.

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Holiday

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

a bowl of orange, nacho-flavored chips sits on a tablePuns

What did the Dorito say to his son?

You're a chip off the old block.

Music

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

A jam session.

Puns

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

They have the best space stationery.

Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

Animals

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.

Animals

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.

a pretty sunrise over the ocean and beachOutdoors

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Here comes the sun!

Sports

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories.

Animals

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

A deviled egg.

a close-up of a man wearing glasses smiling at the cameraEntertainment

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

He didn't have jed-eyes.

Family

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!

Animals

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

An ice-cold croak-a-cola.

Sports

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium.

Food & Drinks

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Because she couldn't find a date.

Food & Drinks

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.