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Puns

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

Family

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

They're she-ep.

Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

Family

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!

negative numbers?Science

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Animals

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?

Puns

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed.

a woman looks annoyed at a man giving her a bouquet of flowersPuns

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.

Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

Peter Pan?People

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

Animals

What do you call a famous turtle?

A shellebrity.

Food & Drinks

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

Animals

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because their kids have to play inside all day.

Puns

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Animals

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.

Puns

Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.