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Puns
How was the wedding?
So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!
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Family
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
They're she-ep.
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Outdoors
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
I saw it with my own eyes.
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Family
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
You otter do what I say!
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Science
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Animals
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?
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Puns
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
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Puns
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
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Puns
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
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People
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands.
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Animals
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
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Food & Drinks
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
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Animals
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside all day.
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Puns
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
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Animals
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.
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Why did the foal cough?
Because he was a little horse.
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