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Puns

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

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Family

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

They're she-ep.

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Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

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Family

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

You otter do what I say!

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negative numbers?Science

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Animals

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?

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Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed.

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a woman looks annoyed at a man giving her a bouquet of flowersPuns

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.

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Puns

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice.

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Peter Pan?People

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands.

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Animals

What do you call a famous turtle?

A shellebrity.

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Food & Drinks

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

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Animals

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because their kids have to play inside all day.

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Puns

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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Animals

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.

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Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.

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