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To whom do fish go to borrow money?

The loan shark.

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Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

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People

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Just look for the Fresh Prints!

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Puns

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot.

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Holiday

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

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a close-up of two feet wearing flip-flop sandals on a yellow backgroundHoliday

Why are sandals so indecisive?

They always flip-flop back and forth.

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Vehicles

What car can't keep a secret?

A Kia Telluride.

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Animals

What do you call bears with no ears?

B—.

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Puns

Why do vampires always look sick?

They keep coffin.

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Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

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a Scottish wildcat is crawling on a tree log in a forestAnimals

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

It always had the best lynx.

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Vehicles

What's a horse's favorite car?

A Mustang.

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Animals

How does a squid go into battle?

Well-armed.

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a close-up of a wizard holding their hand over a magic crystal ballAnimals

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Hairy Potter.

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Family

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Money doesn't grow on me, you know.

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a bike sits on a stand in a repair shop with many toolsScience

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

It's called the water cycle.

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Holiday

Why do moms make good vintners?

Because they deal with a lot of whine.

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