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The loan shark.

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Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

People

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Just look for the Fresh Prints!

Puns

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot.

Holiday

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

a close-up of two feet wearing flip-flop sandals on a yellow backgroundHoliday

Why are sandals so indecisive?

They always flip-flop back and forth.

Vehicles

What car can't keep a secret?

A Kia Telluride.

Animals

What do you call bears with no ears?

B—.

Puns

Why do vampires always look sick?

They keep coffin.

Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

a Scottish wildcat is crawling on a tree log in a forestAnimals

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

It always had the best lynx.

Vehicles

What's a horse's favorite car?

A Mustang.

Animals

How does a squid go into battle?

Well-armed.

a close-up of a wizard holding their hand over a magic crystal ballAnimals

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Hairy Potter.

Family

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Money doesn't grow on me, you know.

a bike sits on a stand in a repair shop with many toolsScience

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

It's called the water cycle.

Holiday

Why do moms make good vintners?

Because they deal with a lot of whine.