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Board Game With A Twist
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"
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People
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Just look for the Fresh Prints!
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Puns
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
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Holiday
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Wraps.
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Holiday
Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
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Vehicles
What car can't keep a secret?
A Kia Telluride.
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Animals
What do you call bears with no ears?
B—.
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Puns
Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
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Animals
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!
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Animals
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
It always had the best lynx.
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Vehicles
What's a horse's favorite car?
A Mustang.
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Animals
How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
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Animals
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Hairy Potter.
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Family
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
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Science
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
It's called the water cycle.
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Holiday
Why do moms make good vintners?
Because they deal with a lot of whine.
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