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There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

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a person wearing blue gloves uses a drain snake tool in a bathroom sinkPeople

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Christopher Plumber.

Outdoors

What happens when grass goes out of town?

It's a field day!

Sports

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories.

Entertainment

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2 detour.

Puns

What is a duck's favorite dance?

The quackstep.

Animals

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Dam.

a close-up of a person filling out a multiple-choice test card with an alarm clock sitting nearbyVehicles

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

The Smart Car.

Animals

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

The Codfather.

People

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Emma Watt-son.

a brown cow and a white cow stand together in a field at sunsetPuns

What is a plane full of male cows called?

A bull flight.

Puns

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

It was outstanding in its field.

Puns

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Because it has its own scales.

Vehicles

What car can you only see twice a year?

A Chevy Equinox.

Puns

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment.

Animals

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

A cloud.

Education

What color are all the books in the library?

Red.