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There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

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Tall stories.

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R2 detour.

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What is a duck's favorite dance?

The quackstep.

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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Dam.

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The Codfather.

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Which celebrity shines the brightest?

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What is a plane full of male cows called?

A bull flight.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

It was outstanding in its field.

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Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Because it has its own scales.

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What car can you only see twice a year?

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What do you give a sick pig?

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A cloud.

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What color are all the books in the library?

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