Subscribe for more jokes!

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Fields marked with an asterisk (*) are required.
By submitting this form, you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use

The museum curator needed a break.

So she took her van to gogh out of here!

Share On Facebook!
Tweet

Looking for a specific joke?

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Political

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

He heard they were working on treat-ies.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Sports

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Boxing.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Food & Drinks

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Because its mother was a wafer so long.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Professional

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Heard it.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Outdoors

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Because they got that swing!

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
a white and tan spotted pony appears to smile at the cameraAnimals

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

It was too hoarse.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Rough Rough!

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Because it's traveling light.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns

What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Animals

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Sports

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

They want to make sure their bases are covered.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
People

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Shocked!

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
Puns

How do you get a country girl to like you?

A tractor.

click here to find out!
Share
Tweet
See More!
Privacy PolicyDo Not Sell My InformationTerms of Use