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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

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Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

K.

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Current Events

What day never takes itself seriously?

April Fool's Day.

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Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!

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Professional

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

It had been running all day and night.

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Music

What musical instrument is the best typist?

A keyboard.

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Music

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

I'm a big fan of metal.

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What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

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Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

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Sports

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she's always running away from the ball!

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What do you call the pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

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What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

A bullfrog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

There's nobel... that's why I knocked.

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Animals

What's a bee's favorite novel?

The Great Gats-bee.

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Science

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

No sun.

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Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

It was a sneaker.

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