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Someone stole my mood ring!

I don't know how I feel about it!

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Animals

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics?

The Prontosaurus.

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Why is money so stubborn?

It doesn't want to make change.

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Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

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Outdoors

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

He didn't have the right hook.

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Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

So-fish-ticated.

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Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

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Puns

What did the painter say to the wall?

One more crack and I'll plaster you.

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Animals

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

None. It just lets out a little wine.

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Sports

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories.

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Animals

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

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Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

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Vehicles

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

A garbage truck.

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How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Hebrews it.

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I broke my finger!

I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!

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Animals

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

They both have collar I.D.

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Family

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.

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