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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

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The Basketball Players?Travel

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.

Puns

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

A yolk book.

Animals

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

He had a goatee.

Current Events

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award?

Oscar the grouch.

People

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Tom Holland.

Melon married?Food & Drinks

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Animals

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dog's tale.

Puns

What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

Stormtrooper Monopoly?Entertainment

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Game of Clones.

Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

Education

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

H to O.

Holiday

What is a mom's favorite game?

Mother, may I!

Puns

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

A bullfrog.

Puns

How do you make antifreeze?

You steal her blanket.

pecan nuts?Food & Drinks

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we are both nuts!

Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!