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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

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The Basketball Players?Travel

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.

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Puns

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

A yolk book.

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Animals

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

He had a goatee.

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Current Events

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award?

Oscar the grouch.

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People

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Tom Holland.

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Melon married?Food & Drinks

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Animals

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dog's tale.

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Puns

What's the saddest part of the week?

Monday mourning.

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Stormtrooper Monopoly?Entertainment

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Game of Clones.

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Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

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Education

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

H to O.

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Holiday

What is a mom's favorite game?

Mother, may I!

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Puns

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

A bullfrog.

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Puns

How do you make antifreeze?

You steal her blanket.

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pecan nuts?Food & Drinks

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we are both nuts!

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Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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