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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows!

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The cornfield?Outdoors

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

There are too many ears.

Food & Drinks

Why was the dairy grumpy?

It was sour cream.

Outdoors

Where does a camper keep his money?

In a river bank.

finger broke?Puns

I broke my finger!

I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!

Puns

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Lumpy milkshakes.

Puns

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot.

Animals

How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can.

Outdoors

Why was the bud so shy?

It just hadn't blossomed yet.

a person puts a chlorine tablet into a chemical feeder for a poolSports

What game does chlorine never lose?

Pool.

Puns

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.

Leg Broke?Entertainment

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

Holiday

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf.

Education

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

Animals

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

An ice-cold croak-a-cola.

Puns

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Slippers.

a nervous-looking man wears a red cape and holds his goggles on top of his headEntertainment

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Ant-man.