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Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

W-H-O.

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Puns

What did the painter say to the wall?

One more crack and I'll plaster you.

Sports

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Never mind, it's pointless.

Animals

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse.

Animals

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

A dingo-ling.

Vehicles

What's a horse's favorite car?

A Mustang.

Family

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Caw-sins.

Entertainment

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts.

Outdoors

Why was the bud so shy?

It just hadn't blossomed yet.

Education

Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

Current Events

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

It was on cloud nine!

People

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Puns

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

Outdoors

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

Current Events

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

It was on cloud nine!

Political

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

an older strongman flexing his bicep in front of an orange backgroundEducation

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

He was looking for definition.