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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

There's nobel... that's why I knocked.

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Animals

Why should you not pamper a cow?

You'll get spoiled milk.

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Animals

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs.

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Puns

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole.

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Sports

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

They want to make sure their bases are covered.

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Puns

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

A hermit crab.

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Professional

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.

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The Basketball Players?Travel

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.

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greatest daughter?Family

What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."

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a man with multi-colored hair, beard, and shirt holds up a multi-colored paint roller in front of his facePuns

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

They go back to the drawing board.

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Sports

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

They get anxious over rough drafts.

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Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

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a slice of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese on a wooden cutting board surrounded by basil and tomatoesPeople

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Ray Romano.

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Animals

What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

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Food & Drinks

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

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pecan nuts?Food & Drinks

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we are both nuts!

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Professional

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.

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