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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

There's nobel... that's why I knocked.

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Animals

Why should you not pamper a cow?

You'll get spoiled milk.

Animals

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs.

Puns

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole.

Sports

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

They want to make sure their bases are covered.

Puns

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

A hermit crab.

Professional

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.

The Basketball Players?Travel

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.

greatest daughter?Family

What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

Daughter: "Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?" Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."

a man with multi-colored hair, beard, and shirt holds up a multi-colored paint roller in front of his facePuns

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

They go back to the drawing board.

Sports

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

They get anxious over rough drafts.

Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

a slice of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese on a wooden cutting board surrounded by basil and tomatoesPeople

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Ray Romano.

Animals

What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

pecan nuts?Food & Drinks

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we are both nuts!

Professional

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.