If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Plenty of milk.

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Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Because they're too far out.

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Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

The Rock.

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What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Wonky.

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What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics.

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Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

It didn't habanero.

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What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

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What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

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Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

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Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

A goal-ie.

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Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

It forgot to change keys.

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?

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What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Here comes the sun!

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Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

It just couldn't get a handle on it.

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Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

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How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

It becomes apparent.

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What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.

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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Plenty of milk.

Looking for a specific joke?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Because they're too far out.

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

The Rock.

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Wonky.

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics.

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

It didn't habanero.

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

A goal-ie.

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

It forgot to change keys.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Here comes the sun!

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

It just couldn't get a handle on it.

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

It becomes apparent.

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.