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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Lumpy milkshakes.

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a close-up of a large brown bat hanging upside downSports

What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.

Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

Animals

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

Entertainment

What cartoon character loves insects?

Bugs Bunny.

Puns

What do you do when two snails fight?

Let them slug it out.

two auto mechanics are using a tablet while fixing an engineProfessional

People are so hard on car mechanics.

They can't catch a brake.

Sports

What sport requires no movement at all?

Channel surfing.

Animals

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.

Food & Drinks

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

It goes good with the traffic jam.

dentist appointment?Professional

What time is your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurt-y.

Animals

Why should you not pamper a cow?

You'll get spoiled milk.

Animals

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon.

a close-up of three horses sticking their heads over the wall of a horse stallPuns

What do horses say to greet each other?

Hay there.

Animals

What kind of ant is good at math?

An accountant.

Puns

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

a teacher lays their head down on a pile of papers on their deskEducation

What do teachers do during summer break?

Sleep.