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If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only the herdsman has feet.

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Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

Puns

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Sure, but then they makeup.

Puns

When should you start writing a book?

When you have a novel idea.

Animals

What kind of dog loves to eat?

A Chow.

Outdoors

Why was the bud so shy?

It just hadn't blossomed yet.

astronaut spaced?Travel

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

Holiday

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

a group of people wearing sunglasses are celebrating at a party with confetti Puns

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Because people always speak of the devil.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

Food & Drinks

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

He picked 7 up instead.

Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad latte?

Depresso.

Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

Animals

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth.

Outdoors

Which tree can't stop crying?

A weeping willow.

Puns

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

She had a hard drive.