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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

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Entertainment

Why did the mirror cross the road?

To see itself!

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Family

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Family trees.

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Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Forget it. It's way over your head.

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Education

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything!

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People

What do you call an animal pop star?

Justin Beaver.

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Music

Why are stones so good at music?

They're obsessed with rock n' roll!

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Food & Drinks

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Because its mother was a wafer so long.

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Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

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Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

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Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

The bored room.

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Animals

What animal scores the most in basketball?

A dunk-ey.

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Outdoors

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

You shouldn't press your luck.

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Animals

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

A bullfrog.

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People

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Halle Berry.

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Animals

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

They can tell the best carrot.

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