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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

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Entertainment

Why did the mirror cross the road?

To see itself!

Family

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Family trees.

The Baseball?Sports

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Forget it. It's way over your head.

Education

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything!

People

What do you call an animal pop star?

Justin Beaver.

Music

Why are stones so good at music?

They're obsessed with rock n' roll!

Food & Drinks

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Because its mother was a wafer so long.

Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

Sports

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

The bored room.

Animals

What animal scores the most in basketball?

A dunk-ey.

Outdoors

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

You shouldn't press your luck.

Animals

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

A bullfrog.

People

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Halle Berry.

Animals

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

Professional

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

They can tell the best carrot.