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I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Good, good thymes.

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Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

Entertainment

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Steel-man.

Puns

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

a close-up of four small owls huddled together on a branchAnimals

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

They only ask who.

The Oysters?Animals

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.

Puns

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

Holiday

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Because the angel said, "No L!"

People

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

That someone had stolen his tent.

Entertainment

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.

a tower of school supplies is teetering over against a turquoise backgroundAnimals

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

A school of fish.

Puns

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Political

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

The Judicial Branch.

Holiday

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".

Puns

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.

Puns

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

Puns

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!