I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Good, good thymes.

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I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Good, good thymes.

Looking for a specific joke?

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Steel-man.

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Apple juice.

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

They only ask who.

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Because the angel said, "No L!"

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

That someone had stolen his tent.

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

A school of fish.

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

The Judicial Branch.

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!