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Holiday
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
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Science
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
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Outdoors
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Of course, it's where my foot goes!
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Puns
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
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Food & Drinks
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
A rad-ish.
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Puns
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
An address.
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Puns
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs.
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Animals
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
C-antelope.
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Puns
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Make it rain.
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People
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
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Outdoors
What boat is great at getting a deal?
A saleboat.
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Puns
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
The iWitness.
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Sports
What type of bat doesn't fly?
A baseball bat.
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Puns
What is an insect's favorite game?
Cricket.
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Holiday
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
You're from good cardstock.
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Food & Drinks
What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
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