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I saw it with my own eyes.

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Holiday

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

Science

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

Outdoors

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Of course, it's where my foot goes!

Puns

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

They have great souls.

a girl dressed in an 80s-style windbreaker, white sunglasses, and a side ponytail poses for the cameraFood & Drinks

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

A rad-ish.

Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

Puns

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs.

a picnic table has two plates set with hamburgers, toppings, french fries, and condimentsAnimals

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

C-antelope.

Puns

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Make it rain.

People

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

He couldn't face defeet!

Outdoors

What boat is great at getting a deal?

A saleboat.

Puns

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

The iWitness.

a close-up of a large brown bat hanging upside downSports

What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.

Puns

What is an insect's favorite game?

Cricket.

Holiday

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You're from good cardstock.

Retired veggies?Food & Drinks

What do you call a retired vegetable?

A has-bean.