I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

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Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

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Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Of course, it's where my foot goes!

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Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

They have great souls.

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What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

A rad-ish.

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What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

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Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs.

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What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

C-antelope.

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What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Make it rain.

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Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

He couldn't face defeet!

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What boat is great at getting a deal?

A saleboat.

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What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

The iWitness.

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What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.

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What is an insect's favorite game?

Cricket.

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What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You're from good cardstock.

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What do you call a retired vegetable?

A has-bean.

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I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

Looking for a specific joke?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Of course, it's where my foot goes!

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

They have great souls.

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

A rad-ish.

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs.

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

C-antelope.

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Make it rain.

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

He couldn't face defeet!

What boat is great at getting a deal?

A saleboat.

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

The iWitness.

What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.

What is an insect's favorite game?

Cricket.

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You're from good cardstock.

What do you call a retired vegetable?

A has-bean.