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Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

Family

Which family member is always relieved?

A ne-phew.

Puns

When should you start writing a book?

When you have a novel idea.

an excited person holds 17 one-hundred dollar bills fanned out in front of their facePuns

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Squeal of fortune!

Animals

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

It cost me an arm and a leg!

a pitcher winds up to throw the baseballSports

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Vitamin K!

The cornfield?Outdoors

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

There are too many ears.

Science

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

No sun.

Travel

Where do hands go on vacation?

Palm Springs.

People

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Shocked!

Vehicles

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

A lamborghini.

Animals

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

For light refreshment.

two surfers sit on their boards in the water while holding up the "hang loose" signProfessional

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

If anyone makes waves they just ride them off.

Animals

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Because he had a lab coat.

Puns

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

They have the best space stationery.

Outdoors

How do trees get access to the internet?

Easy, they just log in.