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How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

You whip out the doggy paddle.

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Education

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

Animals

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

A duck.

Animals

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys.

Puns

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything.

Current Events

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

East-er.

Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

Food & Drinks

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Computer chips.

Puns

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Take me to your weeder.

Animals

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

A funny farm.

Professional

Why was the mime upset?

Someone called her a clown.

Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts.

Outdoors

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

Political

Which office space loves to cut corners?

The Oval Office.

Sports

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Table tennis.

Puns

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Education

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

He was looking for a good reaction.