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a basketball player dunks a basketball in a net in a dimly lit courtSports

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Airball.

Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

Entertainment

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

In dayscare.

Education

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Book worms.

Travel

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

It had been busy with blustery days.

Animals

What do you call a baby monkey?

A chimp off the old block.

Food & Drinks

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Because she couldn't find a date.

Puns

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They were tied.

Food & Drinks

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

Professional

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.

Holiday

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom rings.

Sports

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

It was a home run.

Holiday

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

The Baseball game?Sports

Why are baseball games at night?

The bats sleep during the day.

a girl dressed in an 80s-style windbreaker, white sunglasses, and a side ponytail poses for the cameraFood & Drinks

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

A rad-ish.

Puns

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They were tied.