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How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

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Animals

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics?

For being a cheetah.

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Mummy music?Music

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

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Professional

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

They're put on house arrest.

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Animals

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself.

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Holiday

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues.

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Animals

What kind of dog loves to eat?

A Chow.

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Vehicles

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

A lamborghini.

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Puns

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.

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Puns

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Because it's made of hide.

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Puns

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They were tied.

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Holiday

What does winter fat turn into?

Spring rolls.

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Education

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

A right triangle.

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Puns

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Because she was afraid someone would caesar.

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Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

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Puns

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

They're going stag.

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Sports

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea.

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