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How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Stacks.

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two Mallard ducks are flying side-by-sidePuns

What birds always travel in twos?

Pair-rots.

Animals

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep.

Puns

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Its dreams were squashed.

Puns

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

Family

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

Animals

Why did the frog have a long face?

He was un-hoppy.

Puns

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Because it has its own scales.

The roof?Puns

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head.

Sports

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks.

Holiday

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

Political

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

He heard they were working on treat-ies.

Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

Education

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

A lie-brary.

a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

bear teeth?Animals

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!