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How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Stacks.

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two Mallard ducks are flying side-by-sidePuns

What birds always travel in twos?

Pair-rots.

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Animals

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep.

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Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Its dreams were squashed.

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Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

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Family

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

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Animals

Why did the frog have a long face?

He was un-hoppy.

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Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Because it has its own scales.

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The roof?Puns

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head.

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Sports

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks.

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Holiday

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

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Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

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Political

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

He heard they were working on treat-ies.

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What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

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Education

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

A lie-brary.

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a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

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bear teeth?Animals

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!

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