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How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

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Puns

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.

Puns

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Because she was afraid someone would caesar.

Science

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

No sun.

a large brown Cane toad sits on the ground in some green foliagePuns

How did the toad die?

He croaked.

Entertainment

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Angry birds.

Puns

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.

Holiday

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

Vehicles

What car always breaks the rules?

A Nissan Rogue.

Outdoors

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they are shellfish.

Animals

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics.

Holiday

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

Astronaut's baby?Science

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

You rocket.

Puns

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Their food is microscopic!

Puns

What shape has a knighthood?

Cir-cle.

Science

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

Animals

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Swamp Lake.