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How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Because they're both full of stuffing.

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Puns

What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

Puns

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load.

Baseball?Sports

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Because there are lots of fans.

Holiday

What does winter fat turn into?

Spring rolls.

Food & Drinks

Why do some people love eating snails?

They really hate fast food.

Current Events

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

An account-ant.

Animals

What dog wears contact lenses?

A cock-eyed spaniel.

Entertainment

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbon hood.

People

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Shocked!

Animals

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

Puns

What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered.

Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

Political

Which former US President was always cold?

Calvin Coolidge.

Puns

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot.

Education

What words make the best athletes?

Pro-nouns.