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How expensive is swimming with sharks?

It cost me an arm and a leg!

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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

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Animals

What do you call bears with no ears?

B—.

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Entertainment

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod.

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Food & Drinks

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.

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Puns

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

They have the best space stationery.

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Holiday

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Little Boo Peep!

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Puns

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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Education

How can you make 7 even?

You take away the "s".

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Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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Animals

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

They both have collar I.D.

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Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

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Puns

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

A yolk book.

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Outdoors

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

With a cabbage patch.

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Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

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Sports

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run.

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Education

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

She had a knack for gram-mer.

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