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How expensive is swimming with sharks?

It cost me an arm and a leg!

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astronaut spaced?Travel

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

Animals

What do you call bears with no ears?

B—.

Entertainment

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod.

Food & Drinks

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.

Puns

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

They have the best space stationery.

Holiday

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Little Boo Peep!

Puns

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Education

How can you make 7 even?

You take away the "s".

Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

Animals

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

They both have collar I.D.

Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

Puns

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

A yolk book.

Outdoors

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

With a cabbage patch.

Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

Sports

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run.

Education

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

She had a knack for gram-mer.