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How does one gelatin greet another?

Jello!

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People

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Just look for the Fresh Prints!

a person's hand holds a missing piece from a white puzzle, with the words "lies" and "true" writtenAnimals

Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

Vehicles

What kind of car do eggs drive?

A Yolkswagen.

Holiday

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

Animals

What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

Puns

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.

Animals

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

A hip-hop club.

Animals

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

Food & Drinks

How does a taco bless the table?

"Lettuce pray."

Thanos?Entertainment

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Snap chat.

Puns

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Luckily, I've been clean for five years.

The Toothpaste?Music

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

Food & Drinks

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They're too cheesy.

Puns

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

Animals

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Fry-day.