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How does NASA organize a company party?

They planet.

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Animals

What's the world's weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.

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Food & Drinks

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

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Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

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a man wearing priest robs and a large cross holds a book in front of a white backgroundPeople

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Because it's holy.

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Holiday

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

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Political

Which former US President was always cold?

Calvin Coolidge.

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Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

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two Mallard ducks are flying side-by-sidePuns

What birds always travel in twos?

Pair-rots.

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Baseball armor?Sports

When should baseball players wear armor?

When they're playing knight games.

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a bunch of clams sits together against a white backgroundAnimals

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Because they're as happy as a clam.

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an aerial view of the Amazon River and surrounding jungleOutdoors

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

The Amazon.

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The fish?Animals

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

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Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

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Sports

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

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Animals

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

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a brown cow and a white cow stand together in a field at sunsetPuns

What is a plane full of male cows called?

A bull flight.

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