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How does NASA organize a company party?

They planet.

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Animals

What's the world's weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.

Food & Drinks

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

a man wearing priest robs and a large cross holds a book in front of a white backgroundPeople

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Because it's holy.

Holiday

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

Political

Which former US President was always cold?

Calvin Coolidge.

Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

two Mallard ducks are flying side-by-sidePuns

What birds always travel in twos?

Pair-rots.

Baseball armor?Sports

When should baseball players wear armor?

When they're playing knight games.

a bunch of clams sits together against a white backgroundAnimals

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Because they're as happy as a clam.

an aerial view of the Amazon River and surrounding jungleOutdoors

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

The Amazon.

The fish?Animals

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

Sports

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Well, I guess I'll just power forward.

Sports

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Animals

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

a brown cow and a white cow stand together in a field at sunsetPuns

What is a plane full of male cows called?

A bull flight.