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How does NASA organize a company party?
They planet.
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Animals
What's the world's weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.
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Food & Drinks
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Sparkling.
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Vehicles
Which big cat loves to drive?
A jaguar.
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People
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
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Holiday
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
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Political
Which former US President was always cold?
Calvin Coolidge.
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Animals
How much money does a skunk have?
One scent.
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Puns
What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
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Sports
When should baseball players wear armor?
When they're playing knight games.
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Animals
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Because they're as happy as a clam.
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Outdoors
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
The Amazon.
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Animals
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
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Sports
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Well, I guess I'll just power forward.
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Sports
Where do religious school children practice sports?
In the prayground!
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Animals
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
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Puns
What is a plane full of male cows called?
A bull flight.
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