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How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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People

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Emma Watt-son.

Animals

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.

a brown cow and a white cow stand together in a field at sunsetPuns

What is a plane full of male cows called?

A bull flight.

Puns

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Because it has its own scales.

Puns

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Long time, no flea.

Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

Puns

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

It was outstanding in its field.

Professional

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

They're put on house arrest.

a Purple Sunbird is feeding its baby in a nestHoliday

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

You're a chirp off the old block!

various loaves of bread piled togetherPuns

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

It was a generous dough-nation.

Current Events

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

It's sNOw joke.

Holiday

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Puns

What is a duck's favorite dance?

The quackstep.

Animals

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

Sports

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire.

Entertainment

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has tiny legs.