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How does cardboard get its workout in?

Boxing.

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Outdoors

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

A nap sack.

Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

Animals

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.

Animals

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

A buzz-ard.

Animals

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys.

Puns

How do you get a country girl to like you?

A tractor.

Animals

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

Animals

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice.

Puns

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Mouse warming party.

Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

Puns

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

They have great souls.

Food & Drinks

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

He just wanted to be a watermelon.

Puns

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

You will be mist.

Puns

Why was the picture sent to jail?

It was framed.