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How does a taco bless the table?

"Lettuce pray."

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Sports

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she's always running away from the ball!

People

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Old yeller.

Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

Animals

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid.

Animals

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

He was always spotted.

Puns

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its bark.

Entertainment

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars character?

Ham Solo.

Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

Puns

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

The indepen-dance.

Outdoors

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Hey there, bud!

Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

Outdoors

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

A nap sack.

Puns

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down!

computer smart?Education

Why is a computer so smart?

Because it listens to its motherboard.