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How does a taco bless the table?

"Lettuce pray."

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Sports

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she's always running away from the ball!

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People

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Old yeller.

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Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

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Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

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Animals

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid.

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Animals

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

He was always spotted.

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Puns

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its bark.

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Entertainment

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars character?

Ham Solo.

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Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

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Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

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Puns

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

The indepen-dance.

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Outdoors

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Hey there, bud!

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Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

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Outdoors

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

A nap sack.

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Puns

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down!

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computer smart?Education

Why is a computer so smart?

Because it listens to its motherboard.

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