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How does a polar bear build a house?

Igloos it together.

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People

What do you call a handsome runner?

Dashing.

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Animals

Why should you not pamper a cow?

You'll get spoiled milk.

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Puns

What shape has a knighthood?

Cir-cle.

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Melon married?Food & Drinks

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Professional

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

You auto-know better!

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Sports

When fish play football, who is the captain?

The team's kipper.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Because they put on the salsa.

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Animals

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

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Animals

How does a squid go into battle?

Well-armed.

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a cat is playing with a roll of toilet paper in the bathroomAnimals

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Because it's a litter box.

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Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

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Family

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.

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Science

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

No sun.

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Sports

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

He was the point guard.

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.

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