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How does a polar bear build a house?
Igloos it together.
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People
What do you call a handsome runner?
Dashing.
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Animals
Why should you not pamper a cow?
You'll get spoiled milk.
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Puns
What shape has a knighthood?
Cir-cle.
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Food & Drinks
Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
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Professional
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
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Sports
When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
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Food & Drinks
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
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Animals
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
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Animals
How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
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Animals
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Because it's a litter box.
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Entertainment
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Data.
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Family
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.
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Science
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
No sun.
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Sports
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
He was the point guard.
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Animals
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
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Puns
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
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