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How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

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Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

Animals

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.

Food & Drinks

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

He was a cheese-ball.

Professional

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.

Puns

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

Animals

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.

Puns

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

We're fried.

Puns

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak.

Animals

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every night.

Music

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

A subwoofer.

Food & Drinks

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Oh crepe!

Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

Food & Drinks

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

Puns

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

It becomes apparent.

a woman is signing an autograph while photographers are taking her picturePeople

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Tom Thanks.

Puns

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.