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How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
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Animals
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
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Animals
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.
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Food & Drinks
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
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Professional
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
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Puns
What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.
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Animals
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
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Puns
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
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Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
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Animals
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every night.
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Music
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
A subwoofer.
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Food & Drinks
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Oh crepe!
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Holiday
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Lake Eerie.
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Food & Drinks
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
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Puns
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
It becomes apparent.
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People
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Tom Thanks.
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Puns
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
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