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How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

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Sports

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Tennis.

Current Events

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

East-er.

Outdoors

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Of course, it's where my foot goes!

Animals

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite.

Puns

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak-days.

Science

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

No sun.

an illustration of many planets in a galaxyVehicles

What type of car do planets buy?

A Mercury.

Animals

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A bloodhound.

Animals

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Hop in.

Puns

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Because it's traveling light.

Education

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

Puns

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

A fish tank.

Puns

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

They're a total rip-off.

Drummer's daughters?Music

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

Science

What math figure is also in the band?

A symbol.

Vehicles

What kind of car does a chicken have?

A coop.