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Puns

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Because it has its own scales.

Puns

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

The indepen-dance.

a European mayor stands at a table in front of a crowdCurrent Events

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Because it rained on his parade.

two spotted piglets sleep next to each other in the hayAnimals

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

In a ham-mock.

Puns

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

The rabbit?Animals

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs bunny.

Holiday

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?

Comet cleans sinks.

Professional

What do cats wear to work?

Kitten heels.

The peppers?Food & Drinks

What do nosey peppers do?

They get jalapeño business!

Puns

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough stirrup.

Animals

Why do two skunks argue?

Because they like to kick up a stink.

Animals

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

None. It just lets out a little wine.

Puns

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

a man is scratching his head with a puzzled look on his faceEntertainment

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

A Blockbuster.

Surprised makeup?Family

Surprise!!!!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

Outdoors

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they are shellfish.