How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a website.

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Why was the pirate late for work?

His ship had sailed.

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Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

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What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Pop.

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Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

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Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

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Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

They were his watch dogs.

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Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

"No change yet."

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer.

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Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Because he had a lab coat.

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Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Because they're too far out.

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What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

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Why couldn't the leopard hide?

He was always spotted.

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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied.

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What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

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How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a website.

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What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.

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How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a website.

Looking for a specific joke?

Why was the pirate late for work?

His ship had sailed.

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Pop.

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

They were his watch dogs.

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

"No change yet."

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer.

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Because he had a lab coat.

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Because they're too far out.

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

He was always spotted.

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied.

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a website.

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.