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How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

C-A-T.

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Holiday

What does winter fat turn into?

Spring rolls.

a close-up of a valet wearing a white glove opening a car doorPeople

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Sarah Jessica Parker.

Family

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

A craw-dad.

Puns

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Billy the Squid.

Animals

What did the confused bee say?

To bee or not to bee.

Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

Outdoors

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Well, they are a big step forward.

Animals

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

Science

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems.

People

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Sneakers.

a close-up of a Rocky Mountain elk while it snowsPuns

Why did the elk have great hair?

It used a lot of moose.

Professional

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

They're put on house arrest.

Food & Drinks

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

a yellow duckling stands on top of open books on a deskAnimals

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Moby-Duck.

a photo illustration of a tree sprouting out of an open bookOutdoors

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Tall tales.