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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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The Oysters?Animals

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.

Outdoors

Where does a camper keep his money?

In a river bank.

Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

Puns

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Puns

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

By hambulance.

Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

various dry beans in sack cloth bagsPuns

Why do legumes gossip so much?

They want to spill the beans.

Puns

What did the painter say to the wall?

One more crack and I'll plaster you.

Puns

Why did the computer run out of money?

Someone cleaned out its cache.

Holiday

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

Food & Drinks

Why do diners never serve lobster?

They're shellfish.

Science

Why do math teachers love March?

Because of pi day!

Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

A peeping tom.

Sports

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Just for kicks.

Professional

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Jaws.

a clear plastic tub is filled with water and apples sitting on the ground with fall leavesAnimals

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

A bobcat.