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Entertainment

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Because it's always jammin'.

Puns

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Why do legumes gossip so much?

They want to spill the beans.

Puns

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

They're a total rip-off.

People

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Halle Berry.

Food & Drinks

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Because she couldn't find a date.

Animals

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

A lean-mur.

Holiday

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Because they're both full of stuffing.

Animals

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Because he carries a house on his back.

Animals

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself.

Animals

Why did the frog have a long face?

He was un-hoppy.

Animals

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house.

Inventing fractions?Education

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8th.

Vehicles

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

No. I can't see them taking off.

Sports

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Rebel Wilson.

Entertainment

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Grease.