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How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.

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Holiday

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws.

Animals

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie.

Animals

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

He was always spotted.

People

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

They are both Paris sites.

Entertainment

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

Animals

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

He was always spotted.

Vehicles

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

A horse and buggy.

Puns

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

an illustration of many planets in a galaxyVehicles

What type of car do planets buy?

A Mercury.

Animals

When is a black dog not a black dog?

When it's a greyhound.

Animals

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How slime flies.

Puns

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

Education

What words make the best athletes?

Pro-nouns.

Sports

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

The bored room.

Food & Drinks

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Straw-berries.