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How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
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Holiday
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
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Animals
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Tweetie Pie.
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Animals
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
He was always spotted.
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People
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
They are both Paris sites.
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Entertainment
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
The Flash.
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Animals
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
He was always spotted.
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Vehicles
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
A horse and buggy.
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Puns
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
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Vehicles
What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
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Animals
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
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Animals
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How slime flies.
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Puns
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
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Education
What words make the best athletes?
Pro-nouns.
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Sports
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
The bored room.
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Entertainment
Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
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Food & Drinks
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Straw-berries.
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