How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.

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How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.

Looking for a specific joke?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws.

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie.

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

He was always spotted.

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

They are both Paris sites.

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

He was always spotted.

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

A horse and buggy.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

What type of car do planets buy?

A Mercury.

When is a black dog not a black dog?

When it's a greyhound.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How slime flies.

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

What words make the best athletes?

Pro-nouns.

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

The bored room.

Where do pigs learn magic?

Hogwarts.

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Straw-berries.